Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Action, Adventure, Fantasy
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Espen Sandberg, Joachim Rønning
Orlando Bloom as Will Turner
Adam Brown as Cremble
Giles New as Murtogg
Kaya Scodelario as Carina Smyth
Angus Barnett as Mullroy
David Wenham as Scarfield
Martin Klebba as Marty
Kevin McNally as Gibbs
Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann
Geoffrey Rush as Captain Hector Barbossa
Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow
Javier Bardem as Captain Salazar
Storyline: Captain Jack Sparrow finds the winds of ill-fortune blowing even more strongly when deadly ghost pirates led by his old nemesis, the terrifying Captain Salazar, escape from the Devil's Triangle, determined to kill every pirate at sea...including him. Captain Jack's only hope of survival lies in seeking out the legendary Trident of Poseidon, a powerful artifact that bestows upon its possessor total control over the seas.

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The most stupid and clumsiest pirates ever
The movie really disappointed me. The story is not well elaborated and sometimes confusing.I had a feeling that i was watching cartoon.Although they have changed the directors, pirate franchise continues to fall in quality.With no doubt this is the worst pirate film of them all. This movie gives us the most stupid and clumsiest pirates ever.The only good thing about the movie are the special effects.
Escape to a world full of pirates
In general, I am not a fan of the pirates series but I particularly enjoyed this one. It is an adventure that will keep you entertained without looking at your watch. I particularly like the acting from Bardem as Salazar while Depp is as usual a pleasure to watch him. The movie has a constant flow, well written with beautiful pictures. To sum up, the movie manages to deliver what it promises and more. I would definitely recommend it if you want to relax for a couple of hours in a world full of pirates, sailors, ghosts, ships and a monkey. Enjoy
I really enjoyed this movie and it was really good. And Depp was really good in it and was funny and made funny faces. All though it didn't show Orlando Bloom much expect in the beginning and the end with Keira Knightley but it was nice to see both of them again. Overall, it was a pretty good movie.
Bottom of the bag
It didn't have a Pirates Of The Caribbean feel for me which makes me disappointed in myself for not liking it and did think about walking out but stayed as it was Pirates Of The Caribbean and was hoping it was going to get better. Comparing this to On Stranger Tides, On Stranger Tides was a lot better and I thought that at the time was not all that good but still enjoyable. Seeing the trailer and listening to the score on YouTube got me excited and was really looking forward to it knowing William Turner (Orlando Bloom) would be returning and then recently Elizabeth Turner (Keira Knightley) was also returning made me feel it was going to be another good adventure, great action and a good story line. Turned out to be a massive disappointment. Not just for the lack of involvement of both William and Elizabeth Turner but for whole film itself. Jack Sparrow's character was not the same in the previous films. There was no braveness or encouragement from him. Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) was okay and the only character I found to stay the same. The effects were good as always and was the only thing I personally enjoyed. Overall, to me, they tried too hard to make it better than previous films that they forgot to keep that feeling of magic and yet craziness. Just hoping the sequel will improve.
A vast improvement
The 'Pirates' franchise has been a victim of the law of diminishing returns in my opinion. However, it was still a surprise to see this 5th instalment being touted as the 'final' film.

Salazar is hunting Jack down this time around, with Captain Barbosa only too happy to help. It makes for a dramatic and somewhat poignant finale.

I actually enjoyed this film. I thought the shorter running time and the fact that the plot was somewhat simpler made a big difference. Yes, it's all very much on Johnny Depp's head to keep it all moving, but Javier Bardem and Geoffrey Rush both have their moments.

It also harks back to the original film at times too, and that can only be a good thing.

I don't for one minute think that this will indeed be the 'final' instalment, but if they do make more they should certainly use this as a blue print to follow.
Bad reviews of this movie make me lose hope in humanity
I just saw it in a very good 3d cinema. After reading so much bad reviews I thought the movie will be worst than stranger tides. Instead I had the huge surprise to experience a real cinema spectacle. The cinematography is incredible, the acting is incredible. The story? Critics complain about the story? The story was always kind of stupid and childish. So what? I don't care. If you go to Pirates of the Caribbean and expect to see deep complex stories and psychological elements you are at the wrong movie. Go instead watch Oscar winners with black, gay, slaves, etc being abused.

The worst thing that can happen is that all this negativity can influence the box office and we might not see another one. It would be so sad.

ps: I will go watch it again several times. It's that kind of movie!
Emotional, Entertaining but not enough
Sorry for my bad English...

I was the huge fans of Pirates Of The Caribbean Movies. And I'm going to the cinema last night with the bad expectation because of the new Director, Hans Zimmer leave the project & bunch of new character. But i also excited of Javier Bardem as Captain Salazar are in the movie. and in for the record it was fun. the Ending was Emotional & Scenes was Entertaining. But it's not enough!

This movie had a bad dialogue. And the jokes are seemed forced. The fight scene need improvement which Gore Verbinski did better. And the music aren't better then the previous installments. Therefore Visual effect are great.

Spoiler: What makes this movie good they went back to the character and their legacies making a fresh start at the movie. The characters are unique and vary. This movie also deserve better villain in story perspective. What makes a villain fit in of our heroes...? it was like Batman and Joker in Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight. Dead Men Tell No Tales as lack of that aspect. but Javier Bardem as Captain Salazar was stunning. This movie was not the best but better than the previous installment. i think its the second best Pirates of The Caribbean movies. It's not bad but not so great. Besides,it was satisfying refreshing and still worth it
Great tale for those who can just to watch and enjoy
Maybe most people won't agree with me, but I think that most people who give bad reviews probably just shouldn't watch those kind of movies at all, as they forgot that this is tale. And it's a great tale for those who have open minded and able to abstract from everything and just enjoy the movie.

This movie is a great adventure full of bright colors and bright characters. Full of action and emotions.
Nail in coffin
All in all, the fifth instalment of POTC is a sorry spectacle. The bafflingly high user rating here on IMDb seems to speak to the low standards of today's audience. If this film adds to the quality of someone's life, it must be an awful life to begin with.

Pros: When it comes to filming locations and technology, POTC 5 is as good as its predecessors. Beautiful landscapes and colours. Awesome effects. Without a doubt, Disney has nailed CGI and post- processing.

Cons: 1) The story is part predictable and otherwise boring. The first 50 or so minutes represent a mixture of things that we have seen in previous instalments, pure insult. The rest of the film boils down to yet another oh-so-powerful pirate artefact, but one so uninteresting that one's attention and intellect, already numb from the first half of the movie, simply walk out. 2) The acting is altogether terrible, not a single cast member performs memorably. Johnny Depp has lost all charm and wittiness, Sparrow's lines are painfully flat, goofy, and cringy. Not once did he induce even just a chuckle. Geoffrey Rush equally feels like a mere shadow of his former self. Javier Bardem's character fails to make an impression as well. The two newbies Brenton Thwaites and Kaya Scodelario are OK-ish but not great.

Technological competence cannot compensate for lack of story, lack of direction, and lack of acting. POTC 5 is such a spectacular failure that even a free ticket would not justify the movie's consumption.
His Folks
The rating on this movie is incorrect

The actual rating is -Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Comedy

My wife and I very much enjoyed this movie, which is saying something since she is conservative when it comes to body count movies

Clean movie outside of action sequences, no promotion of foul language, no promotion of drugs, no real exploitation stuff, very enjoyable

It turns out we don't need bloom or knightly for a great POTC movie after all, I can't believe how much i laughed at the guillotine action scene---Oh no, Jack's head is going to be cut off, oh wait I guess not,--Oh no it is going to be cut off, oh hold on, I guess not, etc=hilarious and very original

The running gag of the donkey being needed for sailing navigation had me chuckling on and off

"I think U should know, she's a horologist"

Very original humor throughout movie, WATCH IT